{"id":29,"date":"2004-07-16T18:31:29","date_gmt":"2004-07-17T01:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/wp\/?p=29"},"modified":"2018-11-19T17:12:37","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T01:12:37","slug":"life-as-a-computer-program","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/life-as-a-computer-program\/","title":{"rendered":"Life as a computer program"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If my life were a computer program (note the correct use of the subjunctive form), I think it would be fair to say there was a sporadic bug in the sleep routine. Last night, I became immensely tired about ten o&#8217;clock and fell sound asleep. For some reason, about an hour and a half later, I woke up and wasn&#8217;t able to get back to sleep, at all. I rested most of the time, but sleep did not come. Needless to say, I was a bit of a wreck at work today and I called it quits early, even though I was only really tired for the first few hours.<\/p>\n<p>If this were Java, or PHP 5, I would have my sleep routine throw an Exception at times like these. The exception might get caught by something useful; say, a call to a workout routine (might as well if I&#8217;m not sleeping, right?), but instead it seems to go into some sort of endless while loop where nothing gets accomplished.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, I think I&#8217;ve been programming a little too much recently&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If my life were a computer program (note the correct use of the subjunctive form), I think it would be fair to say there was a sporadic bug in the sleep routine. Last night, I became immensely tired about ten o&#8217;clock and fell sound asleep. For some reason, about an hour and a half later, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,8],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything","tag-life","tag-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2307,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions\/2307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}