{"id":39,"date":"2004-07-29T23:33:09","date_gmt":"2004-07-30T06:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/wp\/?p=39"},"modified":"2004-07-29T23:33:09","modified_gmt":"2004-07-30T06:33:09","slug":"strange-happenings-in-ryan-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/strange-happenings-in-ryan-land\/","title":{"rendered":"Strange Happenings in Ryan-Land"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the bumper of my truck today, I found the most curious sticker: &#8220;Gun Control means using both hands.&#8221; Strangely appropriate considering my recent posts. But I didn&#8217;t put it there, and I was at a loss for who would have put it there. I called around some and after getting testimony from my dad, and my cousin, I narrowed in on my uncle as the primary suspect. It wasn&#8217;t until I later talked to my borther that I got the full story. It seems that he and my uncle were walking around Seattle when they came upon a little hole-in-the-wall store selling all sorts of provocative political slogans. They found one that suited my temperment, then attached it to my bumper. I&#8217;m not sure which is more extraordinary &#8211; that they were doing this before I even posted the infamous gun control post, or that the first thing I saw that had changed outside after writing that post was this bumper sticker.  Let me tell you what a strange that is.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, my team lost 20-16 when we were offed of the soccer field by the soccer teams that showed up. I played barefoot to honor Brian, an that adversely affected my performance. And while its good to have Jacob&#8217;s throw and fire back, he also tends to incite everyone a little. I don&#8217;t generally have a problem with it (except for the one incident, but thats another story), but Talor, who has never had a problem up to this point, stormed off today, and Ben, usually a cool cat, almost did the same. I&#8217;m not sure quite how he does it, but its like theres a mean streak in there just waiting to come out. Its a bit scary &#8211; I don&#8217;t want another incident, but I&#8217;m not willing to let this great tradition of ultimate we&#8217;ve built up be ruined by one incitor either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the bumper of my truck today, I found the most curious sticker: &#8220;Gun Control means using both hands.&#8221; Strangely appropriate considering my recent posts. But I didn&#8217;t put it there, and I was at a loss for who would have put it there. I called around some and after getting testimony from my dad, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,7],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything","tag-life","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}