{"id":412,"date":"2005-09-21T02:33:44","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T09:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/wp\/?p=412"},"modified":"2005-09-21T02:33:44","modified_gmt":"2005-09-21T09:33:44","slug":"not-all-cops-are-jerks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/not-all-cops-are-jerks\/","title":{"rendered":"Not All Cops Are Jerks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Glorious News From the Front: Not All Cops Are Jerks!<\/p>\n<p>While driving to Portland in a rented vehicle that I wasn&#8217;t even supposed to be driving, I got pulled over for doing 80 in a 70 that had moments ago been a 75. Amazingly, the cop who pulled me over checked my records quickly, told me he wasn&#8217;t giving me a ticket, advised me to use cruise control, and sent me on my way. He never once threatened to arrest me, he didn&#8217;t call me names, and he never went into psycho-cop-power-trip mode. It was actually a pleasant experience, except for the initial realization that he was coming after me.<\/p>\n<p>The corallary to all of this is I am now in Portland, on my second ever business trip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glorious News From the Front: Not All Cops Are Jerks! While driving to Portland in a rented vehicle that I wasn&#8217;t even supposed to be driving, I got pulled over for doing 80 in a 70 that had moments ago been a 75. Amazingly, the cop who pulled me over checked my records quickly, told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,5],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything","tag-life","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}