{"id":562,"date":"2006-07-12T23:29:54","date_gmt":"2006-07-13T07:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/wp\/retard-roommates"},"modified":"2006-07-12T23:30:52","modified_gmt":"2006-07-13T07:30:52","slug":"retard-roommates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/retard-roommates\/","title":{"rendered":"Retard Roommates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan: I hate retard roommates<br \/>\nJoe: what&#8217;re they up to?<br \/>\nRyan: ok, I grab some milk<br \/>\nRyan: and its not cold. I&#8217;m like, wtf mate<br \/>\nJoe: uhh<br \/>\nRyan: so I go back to the fridge. Someone has it turned all the way down. its been that way for at least a couple of hours, judging by the temperature of my milk (not warm, but not cold)<br \/>\nJoe: why&#8230;<br \/>\nRyan: and I think I figured it out. The roommate thinks &#8220;1&#8221; is coldest<br \/>\nRyan: when clearly, &#8220;9&#8221; is the coldest<br \/>\nRyan: there&#8217;s no other reason for it to be there, as he just put his own stuff in there<br \/>\nJoe: umm&#8230;<br \/>\nRyan: anyway, I know that if I were to bring it up, the roommate who is to blame would get defensive, so its really not worth it<br \/>\nRyan: so its back to normal, but omg retard roommates<br \/>\nJoe: wow<br \/>\nJoe: good job him?<br \/>\nRyan: and my milk fscking isn&#8217;t cold<br \/>\nRyan: I&#8217;m pissed off<br \/>\nRyan: I only like cold milk<br \/>\nJoe: well.<br \/>\nJoe: yea<br \/>\nJoe: who like semilukewarm milk?<br \/>\nJoe: that&#8217;s nasty<br \/>\nJoe: hot milk is ok<br \/>\nRyan: yeah, just above that temperature where its not quite cold<br \/>\nRyan: so, its above above cold<br \/>\nRyan: not even just above cold<br \/>\nJoe: yeah<br \/>\nRyan: meh<br \/>\nRyan: anyway<br \/>\nRyan: how&#8217;s your fridge?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan: I hate retard roommates Joe: what&#8217;re they up to? Ryan: ok, I grab some milk Ryan: and its not cold. I&#8217;m like, wtf mate Joe: uhh Ryan: so I go back to the fridge. Someone has it turned all the way down. its been that way for at least a couple of hours, judging [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,10],"class_list":["post-562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything","tag-life","tag-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}