{"id":914,"date":"2007-07-25T09:39:47","date_gmt":"2007-07-25T16:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/wp\/funny-headline"},"modified":"2007-07-25T09:39:47","modified_gmt":"2007-07-25T16:39:47","slug":"funny-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/funny-headline\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Headline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the Seattle Times&#8217; local section today there is a story titled &#8220;Cemetery shooting leaves 1 dead, 1 hurt.&#8221; But really when you think about it, wouldn&#8217;t a <em>cemetery<\/em> shooting leave thousands dead, and maybe a few dozens alive?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This is how I parse the English language.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the Seattle Times&#8217; local section today there is a story titled &#8220;Cemetery shooting leaves 1 dead, 1 hurt.&#8221; But really when you think about it, wouldn&#8217;t a cemetery shooting leave thousands dead, and maybe a few dozens alive?&#8230; This is how I parse the English language.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything","tag-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arcanius.silverfir.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}