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Five Years, No Cavities

The last time I made it into a dentists office, if you had mentioned the Iraq War, people would have looked at you funny and asked “Do you mean the Gulf War?” Yes, that was back in 2003. Since then, although I don’t have a perfect record in brushing, apparently my almost-consistent nature did win me the honor of no cavities in that time. I’m pretty pleased, actually, as I was expecting much worse news. I suppose not sipping on sugar water all the time has its benefits.

2 Responses to “Five Years, No Cavities”

  1. Daniel Marsh Says:

    Damn You High Fructose Corn Syrup! Damn You!

  2. Bernie Zimmermann Says:

    Believe it or not, it’s been even longer since I’ve been to the dentist. I really, really need to go, though, ’cause I can tell I’ve got cavities along my gumline, which I haven’t ever had before. Good times.

    Anyway, congrats on the good dentist report card.

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