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What is Wrong with Ryan

Ryan is emotionally unstable, has abnormal memory characteristics, makes decisions often without much forethought, and jumps to conclusions. This leads to problems like treating awfully the people he cares about the most, failing to remember when he does so, not knowing why he’s doing it or did it, and then coming up with weird possible reasons afterwards that may or may not have any basis in reality. It is a broken situation, and it needs to be fixed.

2 Responses to “What is Wrong with Ryan”

  1. Stickman Says:

    The only solution I’ve got is make sure you put enough deposits in their emotional bank accounts that when you screw up it doesn’t overdraw you.

    Baking brownies does wonders.

  2. Daniel Marsh Says:

    You forgot the part about Ryan talking about himself in the third person…

    Dan thinks one possible solution is to go to a bunch of SIFF films with Dan, starting with Pirates 3 this Thursday night!

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